Worth nothing. Means something.

Split favors, not bills. Noney moves completely worthless money between coworkers, roommates, group chats, and anyone else keeping score. It keeps the receipts forever.

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  • Free forever
  • No card, ever
  • Not actual money

Your balance

14,400 Noney

A. Ruiz paid you

Took the 7am call

+3,750

You paid S. Bergen

Copier heroics

−5,000

J. Halvorsen paid you

Parking dispute, settled

+5,000

100%

imaginary currency

Zero

bank accounts required

One

reason with every payment

$0.00

cash value, guaranteed

How it works

Three steps, none of which involve a bank.

Grab your handle

Sign up with any email, claim a handle, and add the people you actually owe.

Send or request

Pick an amount, pick a person, say why. The why is required, and everyone sees it.

Keep the receipts

Every transfer prints a reference number and lands in the group's feed, where it stays.

THE APP

A feed, a keypad, a receipt.

Every transfer prints a reference number, so nobody gets to claim it never happened.

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Questions people actually ask

Is Noney worth anything?

No. Not dollars, not gift cards, not time off. It’s worth whatever everyone involved agrees to pretend it’s worth.

Can AI write my reason for sending Noney?

Sure. Ask it to turn “you grabbed coffee” into a seven-paragraph case study on cross-functional beverage logistics. Everyone will know, but the Noney still counts.

Can a transfer be undone?

Nope. You can send an equal amount back, and the feed will show both, forever.

Who can see my transfers?

Everyone in the group you sent it to. That's mostly the point. Reasons are visible to the whole group.

Is this a crypto thing?

No. No blockchain, no wallet, no whitepaper. Just a shared list of who paid who, and why.

What does it cost?

Nothing. There's no payment processing anywhere in the product, because there's no money in it.

Start settling up.

Takes a minute. Costs nothing. Someone will remember.

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